Iceland: Euroband “This is my life”
-good cheesy eurodance beat. Not a fan of the eurotrash singer. Girl’s got a solid voice, better than the guy.
Sweeden: Charlotte Pierelli “Hero”
-weak voice, not very confident. Got significantly better with chorus. Set design is awful, there’s basically none. Niagra falls behind, her in a silver dress. Some backup dancers finally come out, still extraordinarily boring.
Turkey:
-Decent rock riff. Song’s in Turkish, so can’t understand anything. Apparently it’s about love. Voice kind of cool. I’m not ecstatic. We clearly haven’t seen a winner yet.
Ukraine: Ani Lorak “Shady Lady”
-Leave it to the Slavs to bring the blatant, in-your-face sex. Sultry singer, showing off her figure, all male backup dancers in black. Don’t even notice them. I like the red and white set colors. Got my blood pumping a little faster, but still not a winner.
Lithuania: “Nomads in the Night”
-Soft pseudo-goth opera. Kind of like a young Meatloaf. Not working for me. Well, now I understand why they’re having semi-finals.
Albania: Olta Boka
-Another native language entry. Cool World Music intro. Power singing. A bit over the top, voice not too melodious, sounds a bit forced.
Switzerland:
-Singing in Italian, interesting choice. More pop-opera. This has to be done really, really, really well to win. I don’t know why people pick it. Sure, maybe I feel some emotion, especially now that they have pyro-technics, with a pop-opera song. Girls bouncing down in front of their partners, more appropriate for a rap video.
Czech Republic: “Have some fun”
-Intro with rhythmic gymnastics. Another Slavic entry, more blatant sex. Five girls, super tight, super skimpy clothes. Of course, tie this is with the title “Have some fun,” and I can’t imagine at all what they talking about. The sixth person on stage is a DJ. They’re all in Silver, with angel wings on a heart as their backdrop. Song not bad, standard europop. Pyrotechnics, adding to that whole “Sexy angel” thing. This is almost as bad as Russia’s entrance last year, who looked like prostitutes, these girls are just loose and want to party with you in the club (and after). Wow, and it started out so classy (I mean rhythmic gymnastics is pretty classy).
Belarus: Ruslan “Hasta La Vista”
-Won on Russia’s “National Artist.” Soft rock, eerily similar to last year’s Belarus entry, Dima Koldun. Background dancers seem to be moving for no apparent reason. Not a fan. Disappointed. Gold balls on the stage.
Latvia: Pirates of the Sea “Wolves of the Sea”
-Whoa, a themed ensemble. All dressed up like pirates. Waves on the background screen. A little to happy for pirates, if you ask me. Catchy kitsch. Reminds me of Englands entry last year “Flying the Flag,” with flight attendants, though England’s was better. This is kind of like Rednex for pirates. who came up with this concept? Probably a lot better on paper than realized.
Croatia: 75 Cents “Romanca”
-Starts with speaking, like introducing a story, or a tale. Old dude, on a stool. I kind of understand some of it. Another native language song. Croatian isn’t too similar to Russia, can’t understand it when sung. Sort of half updated folk music, half jazz. Random background dancers doing flamenco/tango/other latin dances. This is one of the more original entries thus far. Should make it out of the semi-finals.
Bulgaria:
-Opens with break-dancing, dudes pounding away on guitars, electronic music (reminiscent of the 80s). Cool brake-away riff. Burlesque blonde singer, with huge head feathers and everything, “DJ please take me away,” sung pop, with some more election coming back. Overall, I’m a fan. It’s an interesting mix of styles, inventive, creative. Distorted music, sounds like her voice. This is my vote so far.
Norway: Simon Matthew “All Night Long”
-Psuedo-retro 50s pop, singer has a very strong voice. Happy lyrics, but the music doesn’t quite match it. Great presentation by the singer, but the whole doesn’t come together as well as Bulgaria. Not a bad choice, should make it out of semi-finals.
Georgia: Diana Gurtskaya “Peace will Come”
-opens with a black stage, everyone in black. Doesn’t exactly make a good impression. More of a political statement than a good song. Not exactly a particularly good political statement, either. Peace, maybe Abkhazia and Ossetia? Dunno, maybe won’t beat people in the streets anymore? Boring. I’ll forget this one two songs from now. At the end of the song, everyone rips off their clothes and are now dressed in White. Symbolism duly noted.
Hungary: Csezy “Candlelight”
-First entry with a piano on stage. Sultry jazz. Nice strong voice. Too Top 40 for me. Mushy. Might make it through, certainly better than many others we’ve seen tonight. Though I’ve stopped watching it, just listening.
Malta: Morena “Vodka”
-Manic technopop, a la Verka Serdyuchka of last year’s Ukraine. Singer dressed liked a leather dominatrix. Isn’t English the native language of Malta, doesn’t sound like it when she sings. Everyone in black. Manic, not in the good way, like Ukraine last year. All I understand is “Vodka.” Now they’re jumping, this is awful.
Cyprus: “Femme Fatale”
-Native language, more sultry jazz, again silver and black. I’m getting real tired of that. Creativity, please!!! Out come the guitars, and she changes into a red dress with some black leather. At least it’s more color. Sultry posing, yawn. Cool use of background screens. That’s about it. Will probably advance, but shouldn’t make it too far in the finals.
Macedonia:
-Techno/Hip-Hop/Folk. More black and white. Stong voice, one of the clearest, best English performances. This one deserves to advance. Not a fan of the guys with their hip-hop refrain, but the girl gives a great performance.
Portugal:
-Very cool set design, use of background screens, seems underwater. Native language. Opera style, great voice. I just don’t think this is the best style for Eurovision. Again, black and white. Why the lack of color this year?? She’ll continue on, but won’t make it high in the finals.