What kind of geek?

Owen | Quizes | Friday, May 27th, 2005

Gamer (RPG)
Gamer, RPG

What Kind of Geek Are You?
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Like we didn’t see this coming. I swear, quizilla is amazingly accuracte sometimes. In fact, most of the time …

Though, it should say RPG and CCG. Especially since it has a Magic card as it’s illustration. And for those not nerdy enough to know what we’re talking about, “RPG” is Role Playing Game, and “CCG” is Collectible Card Game. Basically, these are meant to differentiate in the quiz between this type of gamer and a video gamer. While there is massive overlap, they’re not the same. I, for example, hate the vast majority of console games. Though the rest of my circle worships them.

What movie do you belong in?

Owen | Quizes | Friday, May 27th, 2005

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Fight Club!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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I absolutely loved Fight Club. I’ll certainly take this as an answer.

Which Ralph Wiggum Quote?

Owen | Quizes | Friday, May 27th, 2005

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“The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many
nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of
there!”

Which Ralph Wiggum Quote Are You? (Simpsons)
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Star Wars (No spoilers)

Owen | Good Movie, Go See It | Saturday, May 21st, 2005

Saw Revenge of the Sith today. Stellar! (No pun intended) Truly amazing, worthy of all the praise it’s been getting. Mind, in the cosmic sense of things, it doesn’t make up for the horrendous first episode, or the lackluster second, but it is certainly a fine work in its own regard.

I was not going to see this movie dubbed into Russian, so I had resigned myself to the hope that it would still be playing when I go home in September. Fortunately, one of the theaters here decided to run it in English, with Russian subtitles, a very rare occurrence. I jumped at the chance, and saw it in a theatre filled with a whopping ten people. It was like having a private showing on opening weekend!

Of course there are problems, like the less than masterful script and lack of acting ability. The scenes are all very short, which helps get our mind on the next sequence instead of mulling over the often woodenness of the one previous. Even Natalie Portman and Ewen McGregor are sometimes left wanting, but I blame the words that they have to work with. George Lucas is much better at creating a world and a story than the little details like dialogue and delivery. Even with these disappointments, the movie is still an exhilarating experience.

When we first learned who would play Darth Vader, I was not very satisfied with the choice of Hayden Christensen. And in Attack of the Clones, I felt justified in my dissatisfaction. In the last installment, however, I can see that it was an appropriate choice. His physical features, especially his face, do a fine job of incarnating the modern “Man in the Synthetic Mask.” While he doesn’t have the acting range to truly explore the depths and distances that are his emotional journey, his best expression is perhaps the most important - anger.

Interestingly absent are any intriguing supporting characters beyond the already deified pantheon (Yoda, Padme, etc.). The action by and large focuses on Obi-Wan and Anakin. The original feels like much more of an ensemble piece than episodes two or three. Perhaps this has a lot to do with the horrible mistake of Jar-Jar Binks. And now that I think about it, there is very little humour at all. Essentially, I was hoping for a Han Solo style character to emerge during the prequels, but none ever did. I guess that just makes the original Han so much more unique.

The graphics are incredible. It gets to the point that you don’t even really notice the amazing visuals stretched out across the screen. Instead of saying, “Wow, look at the phenomenal special effects city in the background,” I found myself thinking, “Oh yeah, and that’s the city behind them.” We’ve come a long way since “Tron.” And that is also very much to Lucas’ credit. The worlds, the cities, the creatures, are all so seamlessly woven in that we don’t notice them, we simply accept them as being a banal part of the film. I can’t help but think that with “Matrix,” “Lord of the Rings,” and “Star Wars,” we have gone through a revolutionary 5 years that have broken a special effects barrier. They have not only raised the bar, they have changed the rules of the game.

The world, the characters, and the story of Star Wars have deeply permeated our culture, and have, for many of us, filled the space that in earlier times was taken up with folklore and mythology. These later play a decreasing role in American (and indeed global) social consciousness. Whereas the stories of John Henry and the Greek Gods once gave us anchors for concepts and lessons on human nature, Star Wars indelibley shapes our understanding about the “Light Side” and the “Dark Side,” or the struggle between selflessness and selfishness. I would be very interested to see, 50 years from now, the influence that this film series has had on the collective culture of the modern world. And no, I don’t think I’m overstating that. In short: good movie, go see it.

NATO: Internal and External Challenges

Owen | Politics | Friday, May 13th, 2005

After weeks of procrastinating, here is the NATO paper. Now, for my attempt at an abstract:

NATO is currently facing two main challenges. First, the organization lacks a coherent vision of the future and its role. In order to make the Alliance more effective, I propose that NATO structure be fundamentally changed to adapt to Europe’s new security environment. In short, European countries should quit trying to have comprehensive military forces and focus on a few spheres in which to modernize. These various specialites would be coordinated with the needs of the Alliance in mind.

Second, some leaders in Europe are trying to shift European defense over to the European Union. This has extremely damaging, and potentially catastrophic consequences for the Transatlantic Alliance, which will only lead to a weakening of the power of both.

Lastly, I give a cursory examination of several current issues of note, including: Israel, Iran, Afghanistan, and Russia.

So please, read away:
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Victory in Europe Day

Owen | Politics, Russia | Monday, May 9th, 2005

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Happy Victory Day

“Patriotic War”

NATO Progress

Owen | Russia | Monday, May 9th, 2005

I’ve been stalling on my NATO paper, before tonight I hadn’t even looked at in three weeks. It’s due on Wednesday, and I decided that tonight would be a good time to start on it. Of course, I had already written half of it, but I got a flash of inspiration, and decided that everything I had needed to be rewritten! So now I’m on page 11, it’s 3am, and I seriously need sleep. I’ll hopefully get the vast majority done by tomorrow night, which will put me well on track to have it polished and ready by Wednesday. This is quite possibly the earliest I’ve ever started on a paper. Three days, I’m very proud of myself!!

Laughable

Owen | Politics | Thursday, May 5th, 2005

Iran insists on its right to develop nuclear technology and denies intending to make nuclear weapons. Mr Fischer said negotiations with Iran were difficult. Diplomats said earlier he would deliver a stern warning and tell Iran it risked referral to the UN Security Council.

Oh no! Not a stern warning from Germany! What does Iran have to fear? 18 Security Council resolutions spread over twelve years, all promising “serious consequences?”

This is the fundamental problem, the Security Council has lost all credibility when it comes to coercion, which is its main role. The Europeans have already taken force off the table, which means the worst that Iran has to fear is economic sanctions. Seeing how effective they were in enriching Saddam, the Mullahs might actually want that. Besides, Iran is already isolated from the rest of the world, and any increase would be barely perceptible, especially since nobody would want to stop their oil sales. This round of negotiations is nothing more than a tactic to delay action until Iran actually acquires a nuclear weapon, after which it’s all moot.

Standard Saturday

Owen | Humour, Russia | Thursday, May 5th, 2005

This sounds like the behaviour of your typical foreign student in Russia:

An Inverness man was arrested Saturday after breaking into his neighbors’ house and threatening them, shocking himself by sticking his fingers into a lamp socket, threatening a deputy with a metal rod, running naked through his yard and chewing through a cable in a patrol car, authorities said.

A Plate of Hate!

Owen | Humour, Politics | Wednesday, May 4th, 2005

A fantastic expose into the world of Animal Rights protests. One of the funniest pieces I’ve read in recent memory. The author both attempts to placate and antagonize the protestors, eliciting such absurd moments as:

“Not only do I not eat meat or dairy,” I tell another woman holding a sign, “but I don’t even eat mock duck, because duck is in the name.” She smiles with approval.

Pointing out that while people are protesting Neiman Marcus because of it’s furs, they completely ignore an even more macabre display:

Down the street, I notice that a leather shop goes completely unprotested. The goods inside could be an animal protester’s equivalent to Ed Gein’s work shed. I’m sure they could come up with some bloody signs against skinning cows. But then again, leather makes good wallets.

Worth the read, and tastefully concise.

Happy May Day!

Owen | Politics, Russia | Sunday, May 1st, 2005

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“Wishing you success in work and wages.”

I think we need to take this holiday away from the communists/socialists and use it to celebrate economic freedom.

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